The top ten reasons why dogs are better than interns. 10. Dogs can be trained to stay off the couch. 9. Dogs don’t use your stuff without asking. 8. You love a dog. 7. Dogs are cute. 6. Dogs are fun to have around. 5. You don’t mind giving a dog a ride home. 4. When a dog is lost you put up signs around the neighbor to find them, when an intern is lost… Well what else is new. 3. There a foreseeable benefit to having a dog. While dogs and interns many seem the same there are other noticeable differences. 2. Such as you want to pet a dog and they are grateful for it. Interns want to do the petting. 1. Dogs have shaggy fur interns have shaggy hair. And the final and best reason why dogs are better than humans you can “put a dog down” when the have become sick and it is in their best interest.
The quote of the day:
There are no stupid questions - Just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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