Thursday, September 20, 2007

Only Harry Potter fans need apply.

I have been pontificating as to the situation surrounding that of one Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson. I am under the impression that when the murders were committed of one Nicole Brown-Simpson and one Ronald Goldman that in fact a Horcrux was made, actually 2 of them to be specific.

In 1979, Aaren Lashone Simpson (born September 24, 1977) drowned in the family's swimming pool a month before her second birthday. That same year Simpson and first wife Marguerite were divorced. This is potentially where the first Horcrux was made. Although in 1960, he joined the Persian Warriors, a San Francisco street gang, and was incarcerated at the San Francisco Youth Guidance Center in 1962. Which he could have easily have committed murder prior to the death of his daughter. So assuming that he did not commit murder in the street gang we can subsequently assume that he has made at least three Horcrux’s.

Simpson also won the Walter Camp Award in 1967 and was a two-time All-American. He also ran in the USC sprint relay quartet that broke the world record at the NCAA track championships in Provo, Utah in June 1967. I can only assume that one of the Horcrux’s would be hidden in Walter Camp Award. I also believe that one of the Horcrux’s is being hidden in Provo, Utah. I think it is safe to say that one is in the Heisman Trophy. But now I am at a lose as to what memorbelia was being held in the Vegas hotal that OJ wanted back so bad.

It is easy to assume that one of the items now contains a Horcrux in it. Otherwise why would this individual invest so much time into going to get something only worth $100,000. Remember that Oj gets 25,000 a month in pension monies from the NFL. In the US you cannot legally consume an individuals pension or retirement funds, and Simpson has paid little of the 33.5 million he owes the Goldman family.

I think it is time that we get to the bottom of this before he who must not be names kills again. He must be stopped. Sooner or later he will take over the entire world of he is not brought down. The only way to do this is to find all of the Horcrux’s and destroy them!!!


Quotes of the Day:

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

Horcrux - The receptacle in which a Dark wizard has hidden a fragment of his soul for the purposes of attaining immortality.

Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you, he never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen...

It isn't... ?

We don't need him...

We don't... ?

Fuck damnation. Fuck redemption. We are God's unwanted children, with no special place and no special attention, and so be it.

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